The new year is in and school’s out on booze (for some) ...
While we got no class, and no principles, we do got a non-alc Maple Old Fashioned that blows the rest to pieces. Crafted with 100% Rye Non-Whiskey, our signature Barrel-Aged Maple, adaptogenic ‘shrooms* and damiana**, WhistlePig’s Sex, Drugs, Rock & Dry lets you rock out with your cocktail out all month long. Limited Edition. Score now.
Sex, Drugs, Rock & Dry Old Fashioned Cocktail
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Welcome to our Nightmare, we think you’re going to like it!
Dry January just got a little more heavy metal with WhistlePig's Sex, Drugs, Rock & Dry Go Pig Go Bundle. The bundle includes a limited-edition rye liquid-infused vinyl of Alice Cooper's 'Breadcrumbs' album (no, you can’t drink the vinyl you psychos!).
Sex, Drugs, Rock & Dry - Go Pig Go Bundle
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The Tiny Ink:
- Pour over ice, throw in an orange peel like you’re flipping the bird to convention, and raise a fistful of rebellion to being punk, not drunk. Optional pairing: the alternate vice of your choice.
- Non-alcoholic, non-psychoactive, with non-technical definitions below (Disclaimer: don’t trust us, or anyone over thirty).
*Adaptogenic ‘shrooms:
- Cordyceps: The freak show of the fungal world. They’ve got that earthy, medicinal vibe, but kick you into high gear – mental clarity, stamina, focus, and an eff off attitude.
- Schisandra: not a ‘shroom’ at all, but we’re whiskey makers, not herbalists. It’s got a mystical vibe, balancing chaos with zen, like you’ve been handed the ultimate backstage pass to your own mind.
**Damiana:
some say it’s an aphrodisiac, but honestly, it's got that ‘do what you want’ energy that makes you feel like you're about to make some decisions you may or may not regret.
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Skipping Dry January? Far out, man - no bad vibes here!
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